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Jul 2, 2009
Jul 1, 2009
The real Michael Jacson as told by DJ Whoo Kid
In October 2006, I was booked to DJ the Formula 1 race and afterparty in Bahrain for Sheikh Abdullah Bin Hamad Isa Al-Khalifa. Unfortunately, I lost my passport in Dubai airport on my way there, so thank Allah for the Prince Al Khalifa III who got me passed security with no ID (due to the fact his uncle owned the airport anyway!)
I was taken straight to the race.
Many famous wierdos were driving in the celebrity race before the Formula 1 started. John Legend was one of them.
Other famous wierdos like Tyson Beckford were too busy doing breakdancing battles against the locals while I was djing. Fucking hilarious!
My stay at the lavish hotel was up, so the Sheikh invited me to stay over at his palace… and Pow!!! There goes Michael Jackson, sipping on lemonade by the pool! I was so shocked, but cool at the same time, because I didn’t want to turn myself into a groupie.
He thought I was so funny that he refrained from leaving to go to his pad, which was next door to the Sheikh. The Sheikh was happy that I made Mike so comfortable, so he invited the rest of the crew (who were at the afterparty the night before) for dinner !
John Legend,Tyson Beckford, BIG and my good pal DJ Dirt T were in attendance . Me and Mike spoke on Eminem’s retirement, 50 Cent’s accomplishments and lamb ass (dinner) at the royal table .
I also put him on the phone with 50, who was in Morocco filming a movie with Samuel L Jackson. When Mike gave me the phone back, 50 ended the conversation with a big “Fuck you!” and hung up! LOL! All I know is the man that I met was cool and down to earth.
You can tell that Michael was tired of people speaking to him properly as if he was a child. He wanted some Black homeys to bring him back to reality. It felt good for him to curse and laugh, and relate to people who came up the way he did.
For seven hours he wasnt hanging with lawyers or managers, just cool people who genuinely love his work and didn’t need anything from him . All we wanted was to know who the real Michael Jackson is, and we got it that night.
Too bad the only pic we missed was the Tyson Beckford dance battle against MJ - fucking classic!" DJ Whoo Kid
Originally posted here
http://www.radioplanet.tv/dj-whoo-kid-in-bahrain/
Jun 29, 2009
#BETsux from twitter!
Our latest rant was why BET sux. Again all of these are jokes but some may hold an air of truth to them. If your offended... build a bridge and get over it.
BET sux:
cuz 106 and park is shot on 57th street
cuz they let A.J rock dredds wit a fade on the side like that wuz hot
cuz no more Joe Clair, Big Lez, Big Tigger, Donnie Simpson, Sherry Carter & the chick from Carribean Rythms
cuz they took Hitz off the air
cuz everytime they go 2 commercial I gotta turn down the TV
cuz Teen Summit doesnt come on anymore
cuz they would rather play Nicki Minaj then some Lauryn Hill or Eryka Badu.
cuz they cut uncut
cuz no ones makes black people look coonier than they do
cuz they got Yoplait as a sponser and black people dont eat no fricken yoplait
cuz Mary Mary's gospel sounds like a wayne single
cuz Ms Cita
cuz BET in HD looks the same as regular tv
cuz it's jus black entertainment.. Hardly ever any Black education
BET sux:
cuz 106 and park is shot on 57th street
cuz they let A.J rock dredds wit a fade on the side like that wuz hot
cuz no more Joe Clair, Big Lez, Big Tigger, Donnie Simpson, Sherry Carter & the chick from Carribean Rythms
cuz they took Hitz off the air
cuz everytime they go 2 commercial I gotta turn down the TV
cuz Teen Summit doesnt come on anymore
cuz they would rather play Nicki Minaj then some Lauryn Hill or Eryka Badu.
cuz they cut uncut
cuz no ones makes black people look coonier than they do
cuz they got Yoplait as a sponser and black people dont eat no fricken yoplait
cuz Mary Mary's gospel sounds like a wayne single
cuz Ms Cita
cuz BET in HD looks the same as regular tv
cuz it's jus black entertainment.. Hardly ever any Black education
Joe Jackson is COLD BLOODED!!!
Joe Jackson talks about MJ on the red Carpet of the BET awards and to me it sounds insincere. He doesnt even speak on the subject has his publicist read a statement, brings out his lawyer and then plugs his own record company. what do yall think?
Jun 24, 2009
Fathers Day Sux Twitter Recap
So anyone that follows us on twitter knows that sometimes we pick a topic and rant and make jokes about it for as long as we can think of something funny or even sad but true. Last Sundays victim was Fathers Day. So heres our top whatever reasons why #FathersDaySux.
-cuz most of the people getting fathers day cards in the hood today are mothers
-cuz some dudes is getting cards from kids that aint even theirs
-cuz women don't give us trees and munchies like we give them flowers and candy
-if you don't have any kids!
-cuz fathers have more fun pushin them in than women have pushin them out
-cuz a few chics have called me daddy but never gave me a card
-cuz yesterday should have been "bitch I wore a rubber day"
-cuz theres no baby daddies day
-cuz we ain't celbratin shit till we get these results
-Cuz shaq made the best fathers day rap song ever
-cuz trojan doesnt give out refunds on broken rubbers
-cuz somewhere 1 mother is taking 6 kids to 5 different mens houses
-cuz we not tipping the stripper with the stretch marks any more
-cuz we cant use them ties and macaroni cards as child support coupons
-cuz mothers day gifts come from the jewelry store, fathers day gifts come from the corner bodega
-cuz in the hood fathers day is like playing wheres waldo
-cuz in the hood not only do most kids forget fathers day but most fathers forget they have kids
-Cuz Mother Fuqers day sounds cooler"
-cuz most of the people getting fathers day cards in the hood today are mothers
-cuz some dudes is getting cards from kids that aint even theirs
-cuz women don't give us trees and munchies like we give them flowers and candy
-if you don't have any kids!
-cuz fathers have more fun pushin them in than women have pushin them out
-cuz a few chics have called me daddy but never gave me a card
-cuz yesterday should have been "bitch I wore a rubber day"
-cuz theres no baby daddies day
-cuz we ain't celbratin shit till we get these results
-Cuz shaq made the best fathers day rap song ever
-cuz trojan doesnt give out refunds on broken rubbers
-cuz somewhere 1 mother is taking 6 kids to 5 different mens houses
-cuz we not tipping the stripper with the stretch marks any more
-cuz we cant use them ties and macaroni cards as child support coupons
-cuz mothers day gifts come from the jewelry store, fathers day gifts come from the corner bodega
-cuz in the hood fathers day is like playing wheres waldo
-cuz in the hood not only do most kids forget fathers day but most fathers forget they have kids
-Cuz Mother Fuqers day sounds cooler"
