Fathers Day Sux Twitter Recap

So anyone that follows us on twitter knows that sometimes we pick a topic and rant and make jokes about it for as long as we can think of something funny or even sad but true. Last Sundays victim was Fathers Day. So heres our top whatever reasons why #FathersDaySux.

-cuz most of the people getting fathers day cards in the hood today are mothers

-cuz some dudes is getting cards from kids that aint even theirs

-cuz women don't give us trees and munchies like we give them flowers and candy

-if you don't have any kids!

-cuz fathers have more fun pushin them in than women have pushin them out

-cuz a few chics have called me daddy but never gave me a card

-cuz yesterday should have been "bitch I wore a rubber day"

-cuz theres no baby daddies day

-cuz we ain't celbratin shit till we get these results

-Cuz shaq made the best fathers day rap song ever

-cuz trojan doesnt give out refunds on broken rubbers

-cuz somewhere 1 mother is taking 6 kids to 5 different mens houses

-cuz we not tipping the stripper with the stretch marks any more

-cuz we cant use them ties and macaroni cards as child support coupons

-cuz mothers day gifts come from the jewelry store, fathers day gifts come from the corner bodega

-cuz in the hood fathers day is like playing wheres waldo

-cuz in the hood not only do most kids forget fathers day but most fathers forget they have kids

-Cuz Mother Fuqers day sounds cooler"